My version of Santa Baby

Santa weirdo, slip a hundred under the tree, for me



I've been an awful good girl, santa weirdo


So hurry down the chimney tonight






Santa weirdo, a '54 count, too, Mick D


I'll wait up for you, weird, santa weirdo


So hurry down the chimney tonight,






Think of all the fun I've missed


Think of all the boys I haven't slapped


Next year I could be just as Devilish


If you check off my Christmas list






Santa weirdo, I want a Gift Card and really that's not a bard,


I've been an "angel" all year, santa weirdo


So hurry down the chimney tonight






Santa, freako, there's one more thing I really do need, the crown Card


To a Burger King, santa Freako


So hurry down the chimney tonight






Come and trim my kitten's hair

With some Hair spikes bought at Petco


I really do believe in you


Let's see if you believe in me (About slapping!)






Santa Phyco, forgot to mention one little affair


my hair


And I do mean the dye, santa freako


So hurry down the chimney
RIGHT NOW!!!
 
Lyrics by:
Kylie Minogue
Fill in lyrics by:
ME!!!